Kirsten Dunst worries about important things

"Everyone in LA is so adorned these days - scarves, sunglasses, bangles. Some mornings, I have to stop myself and think, 'Do I have too much stuff on?'" -Kirsten Dunst on the dangers of over-accessorizing in Los Angeles.

Kirsten, your problem isn't ever over-accessorizing. Your problem is that no matter how many granny clothes and hippy accessories you pile on, your fug still shines through full strength. You could put your entire body inside a huge handbag and walk around with just your feet sticking out, and people would still say "damn, she's saggy."

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