Makeunder of the Day: Helena Christensen

Now, I know I should probably give her a break since she's almost 40, but I don't want to. Since when do we give breaks to celebrities? Plus, the problems here are more than just a few wrinkles. She's one bad perm and one tube of Wet n' Wild lipstick away from wearing clear heels on the corner. And are those supposed to be bangs? What is that? This has got to stop.