Makeover? of the day: Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson has been taking her new wig out on the town:

Hmm. I'm not sure how I feel about this. On one hand, it does look a lot thicker and shinier than before. On the other hand, it looks like an animal with really healthy fur is draped across her head.

Makeover of the Day: Holly from the Girls Next Door

Hugh Hefner's #1 girltoy, before and after he bought her a face:

A nose job, teeth caps, good makeup and quality hair extensions make such a difference!! Listen up girls, all you need is $20K for a little surgery and you too could have a spot in the Playboy mansion!

Makeunder of the Day: Gwen Stefani

Here's Gwen, with and without the help of photoshop. She looks a little like a 40-year-old Brittany Murphy without photoshop!


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Makeunder of the Day: Kelly Clarkson

Wow who is that?? Kelly should seriously consider bringing a M.A.C. makeup consultant with her everywhere she goes! Don't be ashamed to admit you need HELP!



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Makeover of the Day: Laura Flynn Boyle

omg... she used to be a redhead?? I had no idea!

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Makeover of the Day: Bruce Willis

OK so I don't really know for sure if this is a makeover. I don't even remember when he had the Alaskan fisherman look. I just can't decide if the bushy look is better or worse than looking like Suri without her toupee. (You know Suri's face totally looks like that when she's begging Katie not to put the chip in her brain!)

Makeover of the Day: Xtina Ricci

Uh, why is this girl famous again?? I've never really understood it. After the Addam's Family, she should have just gone away and stopped scaring us.

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Makeover of the Day: George Clooney

Ummm.... hehehehehe

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Makeover of the Day: Nicole Kidman

Nicole gets photoshopped for W:

I guess she's at that age where the photoshoppers just don't even care anymore if they make her look recognizable or not. They just want to put her name on their cover, and a photo of something that looks like it could have been Nicole about 20 years ago in REALLY flattering lighting.

MakeGross of the Day: Kimora Lee Simmons

Gross, this girl seriously makes me want to vomit. She's just nasty. It's like now that she's got a nose job that cut her nose to half its size, she's crowned herself the queen of skank.


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Makeover of the Day: Paula Abdul

Aw, poor Paula. She can't help it that she's been fashioned challenged through every decade. And don't try to blame the 80s, cause the 80s ended 18 years ago.


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Makeover of the Day: Mariah Carey

I don't know if this is even a makeover. I mean, the eyebrows before are a little bushy, but now they just look drawn on. The hair from before is a little wild, but now she just looks like she got some extensions from the clearance section at Ken Paves.

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Makeover of the Day: Naomi Watts

I'm glad Naomi ended her boycott of tweezers...

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Makeover of the Day: Gwyneth Paltrow

It looks like her grandmother pinched her cute nose and it just froze that way. She totally tries to give the impression she's all natural, down to earth, hippy-ish. Somehow she pulls it off even though she's a bottle blonde with a man-made nose!

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Makeover of the Day: Johnny Depp

Guys: do not think that you can pull this off. Only JD can do the things shown above and still be ridiculously hot.

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Makeover of the Day: Justin Guarini

FINALLY. Geez, where has the straightening iron been all his life?? The frosted afro look will never be hot. Ever. If he's lucky, maybe in 800 years we'll forget his hair ever looked like that.

Makeover of the Day: Mandy Moore

I don't remeber it ever being in style to look like you're bleeding from the eyes. Why would she do that? Why??

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Makeover of the Day: Jessica Alba

I hope she fired her old makeup artist and then sent him hate mail for at least a year. Who sends someone out in public looking like the entire Wet n' Wild section of Rite Aid attacked them in a dark alley??

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Makeover of the Day: Gwen Stefani

Good God, Gwen. A Bedazzler is NOT a substitute for regular makeup. Seeing her old look makes you just want to kiss her cinnamon bun hair.

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Makeunder of the Day: LaToya Jackson

Maybe it's not her fault... maybe there's just some weird disease that causes your nose to eat itself, and all the Jacksons gave it to each other by sharing the same crazy juice.

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