I didn't know you could get TP stuck there!

Oh wow, and I thought getting it stuck on your shoe was embarrassing!!!

Jessica Alba in Albuquerque on the set of her movie "The Eye"...



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Well, one of them looks happy

How cute! They have matching faded fashion jeans on! But I think John Mayer needs to lose the monster sized fanny pack he has on. Just kidding, I know it's really just a man-purse.



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Alba rings in the new year with tricky bikini bottoms

Just what you want to see... more Jessica Alba bikini pics!

She's so crafty with the skin-colored bikini bottoms... is she trying to make it look like her ass is hanging out, and giving strokes and heart attacks to every guy on the beach? Maybe she was hoping the paparazzi would get so excited that they'd faint and she'd be left alone to canoodle with her boyfriend Cash in private.



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Makeover of the Day: Jessica Alba

I hope she fired her old makeup artist and then sent him hate mail for at least a year. Who sends someone out in public looking like the entire Wet n' Wild section of Rite Aid attacked them in a dark alley??

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Dressed for the grueling LA winter

Jessica Alba in Beverly Hills yesterday:

This time of year gets kind of rough. Sometimes the temperatures drop so low that we're forced to wear hideous leggings under our dresses. That poor dog, how dare they expose him to the brutal November breezes of Southern California??



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