Alba rings in the new year with tricky bikini bottoms

Just what you want to see... more Jessica Alba bikini pics!

She's so crafty with the skin-colored bikini bottoms... is she trying to make it look like her ass is hanging out, and giving strokes and heart attacks to every guy on the beach? Maybe she was hoping the paparazzi would get so excited that they'd faint and she'd be left alone to canoodle with her boyfriend Cash in private.



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