Elisha gets photoshopped

Elisha Cuthbert in January Cosmo:

There's really not much to say about these pictures other than "photoshop is awesome." I mean, let's think about what Elisha looks like without photoshop... Yikes.



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Wow, she's.... long

Gisele Bundchen showed off her 8 foot body in a recent calendar shoot:

Damn! She's like Gumby, if Gumby was a German supermodel instead of a piece of celery. I'm not really sure how I feel about this shoot, I mean she just looks like she's auditioning to join the circus and the judges can't stop laughing long enough to tell her she isn't going to make the cut.



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OMG! Christina Ricci killed Rudolph!

Actress Christina Ricci has begged her fans for forgiveness after she was photographed wearing fur.

Last week, one of the star's longest running fan websites, www.christinaricci.info, was closed down "due to fur usage".

The site ran by a fan known only as Dodger had been online since January 1999 but the Ricci aficionado says: "I recently found out Christina doesn't appear to have a problem wearing fur. Well, I do. I also have a problem with people who wear fur. Conclusion: I have a problem with Christina."

The backlash comes after Ricci posed for the front cover of the fashion-forward magazine, W magazine, wearing a not-so-festive reindeer fur.

An email from the actress reads: "I never meant to hurt nor anger anyone with my insensitivity. For what it is worth, I have received the message loud and clear and will not be wearing fur in the future. I apologize for my offensive actions."

Well, there you have it. If Santa doesn't bring you anything this year, you'll know the reason why: Christina Ricci killed Rudolph. And you know Santa needs his nose to guide the sleigh. By the way, if she's going to be apologizing for stuff, could she also apologize for her forehead? I've had at least two nightmares about it.



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Tara gets photoshopped

Tara Reid in the December issue of Vegas Magazine:

This girl has seriously made a career out of being gross and trashy. I mean, what has she done other than American Pie (like 10 years ago) and that God-awful movie with Ashton Kutcher and the owl? (Don't try to pretend you didn't see it.) Even Paris Hilton considers herself too good to hang out with Tara Reid. When Paris has crabs that are getting into Hyde before you, maybe it's time to just give up.

Her wonkyboob is scaring me in the third picture:



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SHILOH! Finally!!

Geez these two are so stingy with their baby photos. I get that all babies look the same (a lumpy thing strapped into a diaper) but we just need to see what has been produced from these two. I'm waiting for Shiloh's eyes to start shooting rainbows and boy babies to start swooning when her stroller goes by. Her parents are so fiercely hot!


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Jennifer Garner gets photoshopped

Don't get me wrong, Jennifer is a pretty girl... but since when does she look like this??

Some more photos of her from Elle magazine, looking a little more like herself:

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Nice yellow hair

I think they may have overdone it on the photoshop, considering her hair on the cover looks radioactive. Other than that... she's looking good!


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She needs more help than photoshop can give

Fergie does Paper:

I admit that her gender reassignment went pretty well, but you'd think she'd look better than this in such heavily photoshopped pictures. Can't they do some pretty serious stuff with photoshop? Like make a cocker spaniel look sexy? Surely they could have made her look better than this?



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Who's the classy couple?

Now that Britney and Federgrime are done, these two are trying to pick up the slack. Pam & Kid showed us a lot more than we wanted to see for this GQ photo spread:


An excerpt from their interview in the magazine, about their recent wedding:

And, Kid, I heard you sang U2’s “With or Without You” to your new bride.
Kid: I wouldn’t do that. That just takes the gay meter right to the end.
Pam: That’s enough with the gay word. That’s not nice.
Kid: It’s a new word. All the kids are using it.
Pam: No, they’re not. As long as it’s used in a positive context.

Who wrote the thank-you notes for all the wedding gifts?
Kid: It’s more like “you’re welcome” notes. “You’re welcome for the great party.”

Um... I give their marriage another 5 months, tops.



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Good News for Crazy Cruise

Unfortunately, Tom was bumped off the page there to the left of the midget. It's the thought that counts though, right? They totally meant to include him!

Some more pics from People's Sexiest Men:




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Hilary's all grown up

Hilary Duff does Jane magazine:

It's hard for me to keep calling her a kid when she shows up looking like this! Although, I'll still totally call her boyfriend a pedophile..




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