Baby Sham
Ok, so, if you squint really hard, cock your head to the right and click your heels three times, you can almost make out the shape of a baby alien, doll, whichever you prefer through the window, which is allegedly the silhouette of Baby Suri with mama Katie standing in the window.
SO?! Isn't she precious? Her plastic skin is so life-like! And that adorable little diaper...it looks so real! And you know, when you lay her back, her eyes even close shut, like a real baby! The battery pack in her back kinda ruins it, but whatevs, who looks at the back anyway! VIVA SURI!
The Cruise's have also recently invited the Beckham's to take a sneak peek at their little Toy 'R Us purchase, a.k.a Suri, but have to follow strict guidelines...
"David and Victoria are honoured that Tom and Katie have asked them along," a source told the Daily Star. "However, they were a little shocked by the list of rules they'll have to follow. Apparently they can't take any photographic equipment, they're banned from touching Suri and they're not allowed to do any baby-talk around her."
Damn straight. They've already opened the package. There's no returning her now. They need to preserve that bad boy..it's gotta last at least till Christmas.
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