Dancing with chairs

Recently added to the glowing list of stars ready to shake what their mama gave them on ABC's Dancing with the Stars, is your very own, Jerry friggin Springer. I'm not joking. Apparently, besides ducking airborne chairs, being flashed by midget prostis, and being cursed out by grandma drug dealers, he has honed a hottt set of jazz hands and fancy feet! Who knew?! That Jerry, bringing class into your homes everyday. And now, we can eat fried chicken while watching him glide across the dance floor. PERFECT. COMBO. And while he's dancing, you know that doorbell is gonna ring, a baby mama stripper will appear, tearing her way through the crowd and straight into the robot with Jer . Ahhh, quality tv.

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