I wish these two would just go away already

So. Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson had an affair on the set of You, Me, and Dupree, and this is what broke up Kate's marriage to hippy man. After the announcement of the split, Kate backed out of an appearance at the London Dupree premiere, which means she's home in LA while Owen attends the premiere alone.

There is something incredibly dull about these two together. Owen looks like Kate's long lost brother from the shallow end of the gene pool, who hasn't yet discovered self-tanner. Great. This pair wouldn't get out of the news, so I was forced to post about them, and now I'm going to have nightmares about being attacked by Owen's nose. Thanks a lot.

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