Jessica Alba's legs

Jessica Alba is one of those magical celebrities who manages to keep her personal life somewhat private. She doesn't puke in clubs, doesn't create sex tapes, doesn't publicly bad-mouth her enemies, and eats actual food every day.

However, it looks like she's now trying to keep her LEGS out of the public eye as well:

What is that? What is the look she's going for here? Fleeing refugee whose skirt doubles as a tent for five?
Is it just me, or is her boyfriend ALWAYS on the phone while out with her? His girlfriend is Jessica Alba and he can't get off the phone with his buddies? Clearly gay. She should "accidentally" lose his phone in the folds of her skirt already.
Jessica A. making many bad fashion choices:


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