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The time has finally come to learn the deep dark secrets of the Mickey Mouse Club's golden couple, Justin and Britney.

"If I was writing an article about her, I would not be able to fight the urge to write every dirty thing about her."

Oh, Justin, please do. I could use a chaser to the spectacle that was K-Fed rapping. Although, I don't know how dirty it could get. She was pretty normal back then. That was way before this

and this

But I'm sure Justin has many a funny story about her pre-Federgrime, pre-barefoot strolling, pre-nasty hair era. So, bring on the dirt.

Back in the golden days when Justin used to encourage her to shower

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