Brittany Murphy is back on the market!

Brittany Murphy's second engagement just bit the dust. They still respect each other, are still friends, want to be given privacy during this difficult time, and blah blah blah. I think there's just one "break-up speech" that all celebrity spokespersons have memorized after about 6 days on the job.

Brittany was engaged to the guy who handles the lights and crap on movie sets.. she's not picky. So all average Joes out there: go get 'er!

So long, schmuck! Your 15 seconds is over.


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