Risky Business

Paramount has announced that it has broken up with Crazy Cruise because HE'S CRAZY.

A spokesperson for Paramount told the Wall Street Journal Tuesday that the movie company will be severing its relationship with Cruise/Wagner Productions, saying that Cruise's "recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount... As much as we like him personally, we thought it was wrong to renew his deal."

It's about damn time. This maniac has couch-hopped, fist-pumped, psych-ranted, fake-kissed and alien-preached his way onto everyone's bad side. I'm actually surprised it's taken this long for Hollywood to react. I used to really like him, but now he's such stark raving mad man, I can't even tolerate him and his ginormous teeth anymore. Which is a shame, because he made some really great movies. Whatevs, watching him pretend to be straight and in love is better than any movie he's made anyway.

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