Innocent Paris

Paris is a good girl, you know? She's just misunderstood. She's only slept with two men, and that's the truth. After they do the horizontal mambo the guy usually leaves before she falls asleep, so that's totally the truth. She's really a down to earth, humble, normal girl. She never gets trashed at Playboy Mansion parties, never rubs her bare tummy against Hugh Hefner, never dances while simultaneously emailing her "date" for later on in the night. In fact, tonight she plans to stay home and work on that needlepoint set her aunt gave her.




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