Is Harry about to propose to Lindsay?

Lindsay Lohan's boyfriend Harry Morton (Pink Taco stand man) was spotted yesterday shopping for rings in Cartier. Naturally, the only reason a guy would ever be seen near a jewelry store is while shopping for an engagement ring, right? Right. This is the most idiotic story I've heard all week. They've been dating what, two and a half weeks? And Lindsay is how old, 14? Could we maybe calm down a little with these assumptions?

And while we're at it, for future reference, can celebrities please just start calling "engagements" what they really are to them: a reason to wear a pretty piece of jewelry that signifies a relationship that could last as long as 5 months!

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