J-Ho pulls a Britney

J-Lo doesn't wear underwear either, not that anyone is surprised. But is it necessary for her ass cheek to hang out of her pants? I guess we should just be glad that she isn't wearing a mini skirt and getting into the car while doing a split, a la Britney.

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Yeah.. there's no going back now

It's all over now. That weird orange glow in the background is the light from Xenu's space craft, waiting to beam Crazy & Brainwashed up. Is it just me or is Katie totally hunching her shoulders here to make Tom look taller?

A few guest arrivals:

J-Ho's gloves are really freaking me out. I guess she didn't want one inch of skin to touch any of the weird Scientology shit that might be at the ceremony. And I think she skinned a polar bear to make that fur wrap.

And, um, what is Posh doing?! Doesn't she know this isn't her big day, it's Katie's? Doesn't she know they might confuse her headgear for a flying saucer and jump on top of her? Maybe she's just trying to get even with them for giving out towels as wedding favors.

Jada totally bought her dress from the white and black section of Forever 21. And you know Brooke Shields just came to laugh her ass off at their creepy cult ceremony and drink a bunch of free champagne.

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Arrivals at the Crazy Cruise wedding in Rome

Um, I guess they invited Brooke as a "Sorry for calling you crazy"?

I really don't see how Jim & Jenny could be friends with Tom and Katie. I picture Tom talking about Xenu and flipping his feathered bangs, and Jenny snorting so hard she blows her drink out of her nose.

Is Katie even friends with any of these people? Where are Dawson and Pacey??


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