Paris and Nicky do boring things

I'm always surprised to see these two together. You'd think Nicky would be afraid of the possibility of distance-jumping crabs.
I think Paris is going for the Vintage Ho look. And what's with all her huge belts lately? Maybe her parents put them on her and figure she'll be too dumb to be able to get them off, and will be forced to leave her clothes on. They're geniuses.


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