Who wants crabs, SARS, and Ebola?

I'm sure you've already guessed what this is about from the title: some of the furniture from Paris Hilton's Hollywood home is for sale, including her queen sized bed. Whoever buys that disease ridden thing is probably going to be asked to sign about 20 release forms.

For the bigger spender (and more salacious-minded), there's the Milling Road Yorkshire Queen Size 4-post bed, which starts at a grand. Of course, caveat emptor: The small print for the item reads, "This is a used item so there has been some wear and tear..." Yeah. No kidding.

If any of you want to buy this furniture and burn it to prevent the spread of diseases, for the good of all mankind, please do so by going to the auction page. Thank you.

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