Gross couple alert

Nicole Richie & Joel Madden spend some time together in Cabo:

Joel's trying as hard as possible to maintain the hardcore image while sunning himself in a pool chair in Cabo with Nicole draped over him. He almost pulls it off, but I'd suggest adding a couple more star tattoos.

Why is Nicole taking a picture of the two of them when she could just find some paparazzi photos online? I mean, celebs don't even need cameras. They could just make vacation albums from tabloid photos and stuff. Just cut the commentary off.





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Check out what Joel's getting

Nicole Richie leaves Joel Madden's house:

YUMMY! Aren't you jealous of him? She's totally doing the walk of shame here. A scarf, coat and bare feet... awesome.



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Busted!

Nicole Richie was spotted chowing down on Hilary Duff's leftovers...

Nicole and Joel Madden were out together at Chateau Marmont over the weekend. What is it about Nicole?? She really gets around. I guess she needs a guy around to block the breezes that could send her flying.



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I guess the truth is he thought Hilary was fat

Joel Madden has jumped back into the dating game after his split with Hilary Duff - he is reportedly romancing Nicole Richie. Madden and Richie were spotted out at Hollywood hot spot Teddy's at the Roosevelt Hotel on December 2nd, less than a week after Madden confirmed the split from Duff. According to Us Weekly, Richie, 25, and Madden, 27, were spotted holding hands and dancing, with one clubgoer adding, "Nicole couldn't stop smiling. I've never seen her happier." The following night, the new couple hit the town again, joining Madden's twin brother Benji and his Australian girlfriend Sophie Monk for an intimate dinner at the Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills. Madden, 27, and Duff, 19, announced they had split late last month and blamed the break-up on their age difference.

Um.. the only way I can explain this is that Joel confused Nicole for a guitar string, and thought that he was focusing on his music.

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The reason for the split

Hilary Duff and Joel Madden's recent split came after Joel refused to take threats a stalker made against his girlfriend seriously, according to US reports. The pop star, 19, and the Good Charlotte rocker, 27, originally blamed the split on their age difference, but other factors behind the break-up have now come to light. Earlier this month, police arrested a man who is allegedly obsessed with Duff and had threatened to harm her. A source tells American publication Us Weekly, "Hilary has been so freaked out about it, but Joel didn't think it was as big of a deal. They fought about it all the time. He wants less drama."

I am just so shocked. You mean a guy who likes to date 17-year-olds doesn't like to take things seriously? He was probably hoping that stalker would take Hilary off his hands, since she's 19 now and past her prime.

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Another Split

I know, this is even more shocking than Pam & Kid, but it looks like Hilary Duff & Joel Madden may have called it quits.

Madden made a guest DJ appearance at Enclave on Wednesday night and openly talked about how he is currently single. Madden told clubgoers Duff broke up with him about ten days ago and that their eight-year age difference was causing problems. (Madden is 27, Duff is 19.)

After taking over the DJ booth, Madden mingled and took pictures with some ladies. Word is Madden partied at the club until close.

So I guess the old pedophile/horse lover is back on the market after he used up his teen girlfriend. Can you believe it? He looks like the kind of guy you can trust, doesn't he? Oh wait, never mind. I'm thinking of Aaron Carter. There are too many classy, respectable guys in Hollywood. I get them mixed up.


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