Nicole Richie, sexy bitch

Yummy! From the E.T. claw hand to the feathered bleached hair.. this girl is just the definition of sexy!



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Nicole may have grown into a size 0

Nicole takes her half-sister to see Charlotte's Web:

You must admit, her legs are looking pretty healthy and cute! However her arms still look like they could be used for weapons. Who would ever dare to mug her with arms that sharp? I guess it's smart really.

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Check out what Joel's getting

Nicole Richie leaves Joel Madden's house:

YUMMY! Aren't you jealous of him? She's totally doing the walk of shame here. A scarf, coat and bare feet... awesome.



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Nicole was driving the wrong way on the freeway?!

TMZ has learned that Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early Monday morning. She was booked at 4:50 AM today and was released around 7:15 this morning. The booking sheet reveals Richie is 5'1" and 85 lbs.

We're told two motorists spotted her SUV going the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank. The drivers called 911.

When the CHP responded, Richie was stopped in the carpool lane and was alone in the vehicle. When cops approached the vehicle, Richie was on her cellphone.

Law enforcement officers tell TMZ Nicole Richie admitted she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot.

This is not the first brush Richie has had with substance abuse. In 2003, she pled guilty to heroin possession. The charges were dismissed after she completed the terms of her probation.

The CHP just informed TMZ the department will not release Richie's mugshot.

I'm not sure which is scarier... Nicole driving in the wrong direction on the freeway, or Nicole weighing in at 85 pounds. When you weigh that little, do you even count as a person? I would have thought that when they pulled her SUV over, they'd be shocked to find that no one was even in the vehicle. Just something that seemed to be a french fry with a wig on.

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Busted!

Nicole Richie was spotted chowing down on Hilary Duff's leftovers...

Nicole and Joel Madden were out together at Chateau Marmont over the weekend. What is it about Nicole?? She really gets around. I guess she needs a guy around to block the breezes that could send her flying.



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I guess the truth is he thought Hilary was fat

Joel Madden has jumped back into the dating game after his split with Hilary Duff - he is reportedly romancing Nicole Richie. Madden and Richie were spotted out at Hollywood hot spot Teddy's at the Roosevelt Hotel on December 2nd, less than a week after Madden confirmed the split from Duff. According to Us Weekly, Richie, 25, and Madden, 27, were spotted holding hands and dancing, with one clubgoer adding, "Nicole couldn't stop smiling. I've never seen her happier." The following night, the new couple hit the town again, joining Madden's twin brother Benji and his Australian girlfriend Sophie Monk for an intimate dinner at the Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills. Madden, 27, and Duff, 19, announced they had split late last month and blamed the break-up on their age difference.

Um.. the only way I can explain this is that Joel confused Nicole for a guitar string, and thought that he was focusing on his music.

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Paris asked Santa for some Valtrex

Nicole asked Santa to kill Paris in her sleep.



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Nicole may have gained another ounce

Nicole Richie out shopping:

Ok, so she still looks like something that could crawl out of your shower drain, but the positive is that you can't count her ribs through her chest anymore!



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Never Mind

Forget what I said about Nicole rediscovering icecream. I guess it was just wishful thinking. Cause now she's walking around looking like this:

Um.. yeah. This does not look good. She needs to check back into rehab. Or maybe just hang out with Britney for a little while and have a cheeto fest.


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Nicole has rediscovered icecream!!

Wearing pink and walking the Victoria's Secret pink carpet...

Well, fat-free, sugar-free, Soy Delicious icecream, but still... it's something!

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Nicole Richie inspired by Michael Jackson?

Maybe after seeing his performance last night, she decided to do a little tribute?

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