Another celebrity crotch shot

What the hell? Do celebrities all need lessons in getting in and out of cars? At least Pink had underwear on to spare us from the horror..

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Fruit Juicer

Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are engaged!! Don't these celebrities ever learn what comes of this?

Yikes, Jennifer Garner is looking a little rough

Selma Blair's divorce is final.. *yawn*

Haylie Duff is still fugly

Britney doesn't just need underwear, she also needs a shirt that fits

Could Anna Nicole be expecting AGAIN? Who's the father, her dog?

The reason for the split

Hilary Duff and Joel Madden's recent split came after Joel refused to take threats a stalker made against his girlfriend seriously, according to US reports. The pop star, 19, and the Good Charlotte rocker, 27, originally blamed the split on their age difference, but other factors behind the break-up have now come to light. Earlier this month, police arrested a man who is allegedly obsessed with Duff and had threatened to harm her. A source tells American publication Us Weekly, "Hilary has been so freaked out about it, but Joel didn't think it was as big of a deal. They fought about it all the time. He wants less drama."

I am just so shocked. You mean a guy who likes to date 17-year-olds doesn't like to take things seriously? He was probably hoping that stalker would take Hilary off his hands, since she's 19 now and past her prime.

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I guess the movie is real

Jessica Simpson, supposedly on the set of her new movie "Blonde Ambition":

Remember when Jess was telling everyone about this movie, and everyone thought it was some project created by her dad that would never happen? Well... it's happening! Although these pictures do only have her in them. Maybe it is all made up. Who knows.



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Lindsay Lohan Crotch Shot

Lindsay manages to keep her actual goodies hidden for this photoshoot for the December issue of L'Officiel, although it looks like she's totally itching to let them out in a couple of these pictures (pun intended). Britney's recent antics have made Lindz look like a classy goodie two shoes lately.




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Makeover of the Day: Elizabeth Hurley

Thank God she gradually became better and better friends with a pair of tweezers, and got rid of those fugly suits. I've never understood all the hype about this woman.. but she does look better now than she did before.


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A montage of Britney crotch shots

Now that Britney has flashed her crotch more times than Paris Hilton can say "that's hot," I thought it was time to put together a little collection of Britney Spears crotch shots:

I don't get it. Her skirt here doesn't even look like it's all that short. Is it impossible to make sure your entire crotch doesn't hang out when you're getting into a car?



Oh my God. Are you guys seeing what I'm seeing here? When PARIS HILTON has to reach over and close your legs for you, because your behavior has gotten too whorish for her to handle, you know you're past the point of no return.



I'm not sure if that strip of fabric is a skirt or the bottom part of her bra.



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Fruit Plate

Ben says he wants more kids with Jen

Josh Hartnett's new love slave revealed

Was K-Fed having an affair with a porn star?? Shocking!

Don't miss it: Paris & Britney will be hosting the Billboard awards on Monday.

Snoop Dogg has been released on bail after being arrested yesterday. Yay?

Match made in heaven

I continue to be shocked that Pam & Kid couldn't make their marriage work. Yet another example of their cuteness, from their interview in GQ:

In the article, the trashtastic two were asked if Pam's work with animal rights had gotten Rock to abandon his love for hunting. Kid replied, "Now I shoot the deer and she saves it." A shocked Pam responded, "What did you say? That's divorce right there. You shoot anything, it's over."

Adorable! Kid is trying to work as a team, here. It's all about teamwork, Pam. You have a similar interest: animals! This could have worked out well. Kid with his shotgun and Pam with her stretcher and band-aids.

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Oh shit!

Looks like Anna Nicole is going to be forced to allow a DNA test on her baby!

Anna Nicole Smith received a 39th birthday shock yesterday when her ex won the first step in his battle to prove he's the biological father of her baby daughter Daniellynn. Anna's one-time boyfriend, photojournalist Larry Birkhead, is challenging claims from Smith's partner and attorney Howard K. Stern that he's the baby's dad. And now Los Angeles County Superior Court judge Robert Schnider has ordered Smith to submit her newborn baby to a genetic test to establish paternity. Smith's lawyers have already told the court they will appeal the ruling. Thrilled Birkhead says, "Today feels like my birthday. This is the best present ever."

Who's the daddy?? I'm dying to know! Right now my money is on this guy, I think he's the only one of the bunch who's straight:

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She needs more help than photoshop can give

Fergie does Paper:

I admit that her gender reassignment went pretty well, but you'd think she'd look better than this in such heavily photoshopped pictures. Can't they do some pretty serious stuff with photoshop? Like make a cocker spaniel look sexy? Surely they could have made her look better than this?



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Manwhore of the Week: Justin Timberlake

Here by popular demand...

Trivia:

He Performed with *NSYNC on the "Celine Dion All The Way" TV special in 1999

When he is not able to fall asleep, he sings himself to sleep.

He and fellow *NSYNC member 'JC Chasez' were both member of The Mickey Mouse Club in the early-mid '90s.

Starred as a young Elton John in one of John's music videos

Cites his greatest fears as dying unloved, snakes, sharks, spiders and falling unconscious at a concert from the stuffed animals fans throw on stage.




His ex-girlfriend's (Britney Spears) husband Kevin Federline was a former background dancer for *NSYNC at the 2002 Grammy Awards and in Justin's 2002 VMA performance.

In his exclusive 20/20 interview, he told Barbara Walters that the "best burgers in the world" can be found at The General Store in Shelby Forest, Tennessee.

Loves skiing and snowboarding.

"I may not ever get over her. I really do still love that girl." - speaking to Rolling Stone magazine about Britney Spears





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K-Fed's next baby mamma

Federgrime poses with his rebound ho, who he's been dating for the past few weeks:

Does this hussy have any idea what she's gotten herself into? She is like Monica Lewinsky, times 100. If she ever wants to date anyone ever again, she's going to have to move to a country where people don't own TVs or read magazines. What guy is going to be caught dead with K-Fed's leftovers?

Apparently he invited this new girl to Shar's house for Thanksgiving. That's right, with the ink drying on his divorce papers, he's bringing his ugly-version-of-Britney girlfriend to the home of his baby mamma #1. Classy guy.

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Aww, was Kid Rock upset by Borat?

Looks like we now know one of the many reasons this trashy duo is splitting. Pamela played Borat's obsession in his recent hit film, and Kid Rock (Bob) apparently isn't a Borat fan...

'"Ron Meyer held a screening of 'Borat' at his house for a bunch of people, including Pam and Bob," says an Anderson pal. "It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it."

The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen - in character as Borat Sagdiyev - falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a "Baywatch" rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her.

Her friend tells Page Six, "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.

"Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night.'

Come on, if you marry Kid Rock, you should be offended if several months go by and he hasn't called you a whore. That's probably about the nicest compliment that will come out of his mouth.

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What will a week of Paris do to you?

Britney was looking pretty good right after she dumped Federgrime. Now she looks like she should be shuffling around with a shopping cart full of cans and asking for spare change.

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More Crazies

Look at Suri's face. Even she has had about enough of this sham.

Did these two even try to sell any of their photos, or try to keep any of them private? I guess they wanted to get out more proof-of-straightness evidence as quickly as possible and released every wedding photo they had. The pictures just won't stop coming!



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