Thursday, November 30, 2006
Eva Longoria & Tony Parker are engaged!! Don't these celebrities ever learn what comes of this?
Yikes, Jennifer Garner is looking a little rough
Selma Blair's divorce is final.. *yawn*
Haylie Duff is still fugly
Britney doesn't just need underwear, she also needs a shirt that fits
Could Anna Nicole be expecting AGAIN? Who's the father, her dog?
Labels: Fruity News
The reason for the split
Hilary Duff and Joel Madden's recent split came after Joel refused to take threats a stalker made against his girlfriend seriously, according to US reports. The pop star, 19, and the Good Charlotte rocker, 27, originally blamed the split on their age difference, but other factors behind the break-up have now come to light. Earlier this month, police arrested a man who is allegedly obsessed with Duff and had threatened to harm her. A source tells American publication Us Weekly, "Hilary has been so freaked out about it, but Joel didn't think it was as big of a deal. They fought about it all the time. He wants less drama."
I am just so shocked. You mean a guy who likes to date 17-year-olds doesn't like to take things seriously? He was probably hoping that stalker would take Hilary off his hands, since she's 19 now and past her prime.
I guess the movie is real
Remember when Jess was telling everyone about this movie, and everyone thought it was some project created by her dad that would never happen? Well... it's happening! Although these pictures do only have her in them. Maybe it is all made up. Who knows.
Labels: Jessica Simpson
Lindsay Lohan Crotch Shot
Lindsay manages to keep her actual goodies hidden for this photoshoot for the December issue of L'Officiel, although it looks like she's totally itching to let them out in a couple of these pictures (pun intended). Britney's recent antics have made Lindz look like a classy goodie two shoes lately.
Makeover of the Day: Elizabeth Hurley
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
A montage of Britney crotch shots
I don't get it. Her skirt here doesn't even look like it's all that short. Is it impossible to make sure your entire crotch doesn't hang out when you're getting into a car?
Oh my God. Are you guys seeing what I'm seeing here? When PARIS HILTON has to reach over and close your legs for you, because your behavior has gotten too whorish for her to handle, you know you're past the point of no return.
I'm not sure if that strip of fabric is a skirt or the bottom part of her bra.
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Ben says he wants more kids with Jen
Josh Hartnett's new love slave revealed
Was K-Fed having an affair with a porn star?? Shocking!
Don't miss it: Paris & Britney will be hosting the Billboard awards on Monday.
Snoop Dogg has been released on bail after being arrested yesterday. Yay?
Labels: Fruity News
Match made in heaven
In the article, the trashtastic two were asked if Pam's work with animal rights had gotten Rock to abandon his love for hunting. Kid replied, "Now I shoot the deer and she saves it." A shocked Pam responded, "What did you say? That's divorce right there. You shoot anything, it's over."
Adorable! Kid is trying to work as a team, here. It's all about teamwork, Pam. You have a similar interest: animals! This could have worked out well. Kid with his shotgun and Pam with her stretcher and band-aids.
Anna Nicole Smith received a 39th birthday shock yesterday when her ex won the first step in his battle to prove he's the biological father of her baby daughter Daniellynn. Anna's one-time boyfriend, photojournalist Larry Birkhead, is challenging claims from Smith's partner and attorney Howard K. Stern that he's the baby's dad. And now Los Angeles County Superior Court judge Robert Schnider has ordered Smith to submit her newborn baby to a genetic test to establish paternity. Smith's lawyers have already told the court they will appeal the ruling. Thrilled Birkhead says, "Today feels like my birthday. This is the best present ever."
Who's the daddy?? I'm dying to know! Right now my money is on this guy, I think he's the only one of the bunch who's straight:
Labels: Anna Nicole
She needs more help than photoshop can give
I admit that her gender reassignment went pretty well, but you'd think she'd look better than this in such heavily photoshopped pictures. Can't they do some pretty serious stuff with photoshop? Like make a cocker spaniel look sexy? Surely they could have made her look better than this?
Manwhore of the Week: Justin Timberlake
He Performed with *NSYNC on the "Celine Dion All The Way" TV special in 1999
When he is not able to fall asleep, he sings himself to sleep.
He and fellow *NSYNC member 'JC Chasez' were both member of The Mickey Mouse Club in the early-mid '90s.
Starred as a young Elton John in one of John's music videos
Cites his greatest fears as dying unloved, snakes, sharks, spiders and falling unconscious at a concert from the stuffed animals fans throw on stage.
His ex-girlfriend's (Britney Spears) husband Kevin Federline was a former background dancer for *NSYNC at the 2002 Grammy Awards and in Justin's 2002 VMA performance.
In his exclusive 20/20 interview, he told Barbara Walters that the "best burgers in the world" can be found at The General Store in Shelby Forest, Tennessee.
Loves skiing and snowboarding.
"I may not ever get over her. I really do still love that girl." - speaking to Rolling Stone magazine about Britney Spears
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K-Fed's next baby mamma
Does this hussy have any idea what she's gotten herself into? She is like Monica Lewinsky, times 100. If she ever wants to date anyone ever again, she's going to have to move to a country where people don't own TVs or read magazines. What guy is going to be caught dead with K-Fed's leftovers?
Apparently he invited this new girl to Shar's house for Thanksgiving. That's right, with the ink drying on his divorce papers, he's bringing his ugly-version-of-Britney girlfriend to the home of his baby mamma #1. Classy guy.
Labels: Kevin Federline
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Aww, was Kid Rock upset by Borat?
Looks like we now know one of the many reasons this trashy duo is splitting. Pamela played Borat's obsession in his recent hit film, and Kid Rock (Bob) apparently isn't a Borat fan...
'"Ron Meyer held a screening of 'Borat' at his house for a bunch of people, including Pam and Bob," says an Anderson pal. "It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it."
The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen - in character as Borat Sagdiyev - falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a "Baywatch" rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her.
Her friend tells Page Six, "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.
"Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night.'
Come on, if you marry Kid Rock, you should be offended if several months go by and he hasn't called you a whore. That's probably about the nicest compliment that will come out of his mouth.
What will a week of Paris do to you?
Did these two even try to sell any of their photos, or try to keep any of them private? I guess they wanted to get out more proof-of-straightness evidence as quickly as possible and released every wedding photo they had. The pictures just won't stop coming!